3330 Walnut Who is the common man? People like you and me is what I think. Some of us may agree, others may think otherwise. The real inquiry is whether we get affected by factors that affect the common man. The gas prices, the media propaganda, unknown acts of terror, natural disasters, influence of religious syndicates, or be it neighborhood crimes, are we in the picture? In some cases, we are. In many others we are not. Chances that we may be directly affected is very low. More specifically, if I were to ask, What are the chances that on a random day , at some random time you are involved in a crime? It does not require any math to figure out that the chances are slim. On Sunday, 23rd may 2004 at 5:05 PM, this probability evaluated to one for me. It was a bright, quiet evening and I was done with my work. I decided to head homeward and came out towards the bike rack right in front of my department. Walnut street was full of life - Joggers on the run, cars headed homewards, and coffee lovers thronging StarBucks. On the far end of the rack were a group of five black youths, eyeing other bikes. What exactly was going on in my mind is unclear. Not the one gifted with the greatest precence of mind, I recollect being concerned for my bike and was driven by the impluse to run away on my bike. With this intention, I unlocked it. Sometimes you do the exact wrong thing and this was one of it. Soon I was surrounded. and I knew I was done. "listen, Is this your bike?" "No this is my friend's" I imagined that they might spare me if I said it is not mine. I sure do have some wild imagination. "Will ya sell it to me?" "Yes..." "How much are you going to charge?" Surprise is a always a very powerful weapon. Before I could retort, I felt a kick on my knee, followed by a punch on my back. I fell, breaking my fall with my hand. When I managed to get up, I knew I was not my regular self. I was too stunned to believe all that was happening. "This seems a nice bike" " Uh..Ok,.. you can take it" I managed to stammer. afraid of dangerous consequences if I resisted. " Ha haha, I am going to take a test ride" " Ha ha ha " I hear the others chorus as they all rode away. Alone, assualted, robbed, jolted and confused. Happy for my life and health , I thanked the heavens. I realised the need for a composed mind for next phase of action and called my roomate srihari who urged me to call the police. Police is perhaps the first thing that should come to the mind but for someone from India and who does not have much faith in the law, this is a non - obvious approach. Within minutes, Officer Peugliese was beside me taking down my statement, all the while consoling me. Soon, all the mobile patrols of the UPENN police were on the prowl looking for a thin light skinned black youth aged 14-16 in white tees and shorts riding a red, 26" huffy mountain bike. We started surveying the area, with the officer. Something in me told me that this is going to be fine. And it turned out so. As would befit the climax of a classic thriller movie, the mobile patrol #3 managed to apphrehend a black youth matching the description. As we reached the spot, my heart raced and I was overcome with anxiety. Would it or wont it? was the question running in my mind. I was also scared of retaliation from them. But fortunately, I was asked to sit inside the van and identify him. This comforted me and I was able to clearly identify the assailant, a school boy, all of 16. Law is blind. It needs a proof, a witness to see the light. Without it, it can be of no use to a victim. I gave half a smile when I realised the folly my attackers had made. They had forgotten to take the key and this saved the day for me. They took it and tried it out, and my kryptonite lock opened without the slightest hitch. I had survived to see my bike again. I was relieved and relaxed after that. The boy was arrested and I was taken to the HQ where a detective questioned me and took down my account of the incident. After a few more anxious moments in the court, the officer handed me my bike and wished me luck. Who is the common man? People like you and me is what I think. Madhukar